Je m’énerve pas! Je t’explique!!!!!!

I tried starting a day without coffee once… my court date is pending.

When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.

Un jour, quand les pages de ma vie se fermeront, je sais que tu seras l'un des plus beaux chapitres.

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity?

Stop expecting loyalty from people who can’t even give you honesty.

Children have an absorbent mind.

The wrong partner will teach you that you can handle everything on your own.

Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Within the child lies the fate of the future.

The child builds his inmost self out of the deeply held impressions he receives.

I like people who have their own vibe, and aren’t trying to be like the rest of the world.

If only humans love as deeply as dogs do, the world would be a better place

Until you can manage emotions, don't expect to manage money.

Your life doesn’t get better by chance, it gets better by change.

When you choose to collect experiences rather than things, you never ever run out of storage space.